It's Good to Be the King

Hiring a crony who'll cow tow to your every whim - $250,000 (per year; to the American people)

Having someone do your administration's dirty work - $2.8 million (cost to investigate/prosecute; to the American people)

Commuting your crony's sentence to keep the base loyal and reassure the next one that you'll protect him too - Priceless

It's good to be a President without morals.